i’m so boring if i had the power to stop time id probably just catch up on TV shows
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
so accurate it hurts
I wish you never said any of those things to me. Such as “you’re beautiful”, “you have pretty eyes”, “you make me happy” or “I really like you” and now act like you never meant or even said any of those things to me. I got attached and really liked you and then when I come visit you and everyone, you maybe say three words to me. Glad you actually don’t give a shit and I was just there as you’re “fuck” to try to get over your ex. Yeah I’ll act like nothing happened and I won’t actually say anything to you about it, but it still fucking hurts, especially seeing as you’re already talking to another girl apparently. What the fuck ever.
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
i suffer when fictional characters embarrass themselves
Do you understand how many times, when re-watching a movie or show, I will hide my face when I know something embarrassing is going to happen? It’s not even rational, but I do it.